Normally my posts are uplifting. I would rather write about the things I am for than the things I am against. I would rather be defined by what I am than by what I am not. Nonetheless, there are times when I want to vehemently stand apart from a movement, an ideology, or even a person. I know this is not a good use of mental energy and it can actually set me back. Tonight, I don't mind being set back a little. I'm ready to go on vacation and spend a week in my bikini with my kids and my husband. Here is some stuff than I am not:
1. I am not a Mommy Blogger or a She Blogger or a Marketer.
2. I am not a Holistic Mom.
3. I am not a Bible Christian.
4. I am not Political.
5. I am not in a Book Club.
6. I am not a Spinner.
7. I am not a Shopper.
8. I am not a Mini-Van Driver.
9. I am not trying to Attract Wealth.
10. I am not trying to Win Friends and Influence People.
There. That just about covers it. My husband says that if he had it to do over again he would be a Gay Poet Farmer in Unincorporated Montana. I would actually like to do that too, except for the gay part. I am attracted to men. I don't think my husband is actually gay. We just like the gay lifestyle, even though we are straight. We support gay marriage. Montana seems like a beautiful state. I have farming in my lineage. I could spend my evenings writing poetry. Our kids might turn out a little strange. On the other hand, with their DNA they're already gonna be strange. Maybe we'll bag New York for Montana one of these days.
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